Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Watching some porn with your partner will definately increase the chance that you will have sex.

Motto
Husbands/boyfriends are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Fact
Your thumb is about the length of your nose.

TT
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Its been confirmed that an explosion occurred  late Friday night in Abuja. The bomb blast went off near a famous night club/lounge in the heart of Abuja “Crystal Lounge” at Wuse 2. Eye witnesses who visited the scene about 2.00am confirm that it was indeed a bomb. This is contrary to the claim earlier by a people that it might have been a blast   from a transformer. The bomb was planted under a tree. The explosion occurred between 10.45pm and 11pm on Friday directly in front of Crystal lounge opposite Etisalat’s  office.

Six cars were badly damaged by the explosion although security operatives at the scene claimed that no life was lost. The Army was the first to arrive at  the scene of the blast. Later the SSS and the police arrived. Reports say NEMA allegedly arrived the scene almost 2 hours after the blast. No details of the casualties if any  were  available.
Security operatives on the ground say that the bomb was” planted under tree, the impact of the explosion was so devastating that  the leaves  of the three were withered on the spur of the moment”

Immediately after the blast, some of those who were at  the lounge took to their heels; while some relocated to nearby night clubs just as others went home. Sources noticed the sudden influx of  fun seekers at a near- by club after the blast.

The explosion occurred hours after president Goodluck  Jonathan sacked General  Andrew Owoye  Azazi as National Security Adviser.Retired Colonel Sambo Dasuki was appointed as the new NSA. Also sacked was Haliru Bello, the minister of defence

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Be free to express yourself and your feeling when you make love. Voice how you’re feeling and don’t be too shy to do whatever you feel like doing.

Motto
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm – Calvin Coolidge

Fact
Most women experience better-than-ever orgasms when they are pregnant.

TT
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they’re fish-ing the fissure for Fisher.

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Fun stuff!!!

Sex secrets
During sex, keep the room warm rather than cold. Heat causes dilatation of blood vessels, more swelling of the penis and vagina, and flushin of the skin.

Motto
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Fact
Your sense of smell is least acute in the morning; our ability to perceive odors increases as the day wears on.

TT
The boot black brought the black boot back

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Limit your alcohol intake before sex. Too much alcohol can cause erectile dysfunction in guys and decrease sexual desire in girls

Motto
Women can’t keep secrets

Fact
Most women are sensitive to feather light touches and find them very erotic.

TT
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Add excitement and newness to your sex life by making love in a new place. Rent a hotel room, try a different room, make love in public, etc….

Motto
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control, is a man you can.

Fact
1.5 million Americans are charged with drunk driving each year.

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets!!
Although some sex positions may encourage pregnancy, no sexual positions prevent pregnancy.

Motto!!
A good marriage is like casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it

Fact!!
In Connorsville Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

TT
How can a clam cram spam in a clean cream can?

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