Fun stuff!!!

Sex secrets
During sex, keep the room warm rather than cold. Heat causes dilatation of blood vessels, more swelling of the penis and vagina, and flushin of the skin.

Motto
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Fact
Your sense of smell is least acute in the morning; our ability to perceive odors increases as the day wears on.

TT
The boot black brought the black boot back

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Limit your alcohol intake before sex. Too much alcohol can cause erectile dysfunction in guys and decrease sexual desire in girls

Motto
Women can’t keep secrets

Fact
Most women are sensitive to feather light touches and find them very erotic.

TT
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

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Fun stuff!!

Sex secrets
Add excitement and newness to your sex life by making love in a new place. Rent a hotel room, try a different room, make love in public, etc….

Motto
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control, is a man you can.

Fact
1.5 million Americans are charged with drunk driving each year.

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Sex secrets!!
Although some sex positions may encourage pregnancy, no sexual positions prevent pregnancy.

Motto!!
A good marriage is like casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it

Fact!!
In Connorsville Wisconsin, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

TT
How can a clam cram spam in a clean cream can?

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Fun stuff!!!

Sex secret!!
Guys, always verbally express your appreciation of your girl’s body at any given opportunity. Girls want to hear all the time how beautiful they are.

Motto!!
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers

Fact!!
In London it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

TT!!
I saw susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines and where she shines she sits

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Fun Stuff!!!!

Sex Secrets!!
Guys, great sex starts in the kitchen. Wash the dishes, take out the trash, give her a break and let her know she’s appreciated.

Motto For today!!
A good marriage is at least 80 percent luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust – Nanette Newman.

Fact!!
Your thigh bone is stronger than concrete.

Tongue Twister (TT)
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.

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IN OR OUT??

A common complain I hear from guys these days is about how a girl comes over to spend the night at his place but she isn’t willing to get down with him. Ladies, it’s common knowledge that we guys are dogs, I mean how is it possible to give a dog a bone and expect it not to eat it??? If you have no intentions of getting down with a guy, then stay the hell away from his bedroom at night. Rape is wrong but please don’t instigate it and then later go home crying “he raped me” #Justsaying